DEAD

money is the language of my people

haezelsgus:

"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”


invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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(Source: officialkrudd)


karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

tayloryorkisrad:

I wanna do a giveaway for finally reaching 5k so HERE IT IS.

Includes:
3 Bring me the horizon tshirts (medium)
1 vans warped tour 2013 tshirt (medium)
1 Of mice & men tshirt (large)
1 sleeping with sirens tshirt (medium)
1 Issues tshirt (small)
2 vans tank tops (medium)
1 American horror story tshirt (large)
1 Paramore tshirt (medium)
1 pierce the veil tshirt (medium)
1 bmth American dream tour tshirt (small)
2 pierce the veil tank tops (medium)
3 of mice & men tank tops (small)
1 bmth tank top (small)
1 Paramore tank top (large)


Rules:
•Must be following me to win, I will check
•reblogging more will increase your chances
•you can favorite it, but reblogs will help more

-winner will be chosen randomly on august 31st.
-good luck!

bludgeoner:

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hey guys so i ran into a huge wad of cash recently (i promise i didn’t rob a bank or anything) and i wanted to do something nice

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here’s what you will win (all items will be brand new and in their original boxes/packages)

  • a hand written thank-you letter from me
  • 1 anime figure of your choice *Figma Sword Art Online Kirito figure OR Good Smile Sword Art Online Asuna figure OR Square Enix and Bandai Play Arts Kai Final Fantasy XIII-2 Lightning figure*
  • Limited Edition Nintendo 3DS XL LOZ: A Link Between Worlds Bundle
  • Pokemon X
  • Pokemon Y
  • Animal Crossing: New Leaf
  • 2 Puchimaru Nyangkotai Mascots of your choice *white, orange, multi, gray, or black* (i have something similar to these and trust me they are sooo cute)
  • Jumbo XL Rilakkuma plush
  • Dangan Ronpa Monobear 18” Plush
  • Moss Filled Sphere Necklace
  • cat dress of your choice *white OR pink - sizes S, M, L*
  • high heels of your choice *black bone ankle boots, OR white lace pearl heels - us sizes 5, 6, 7, 8*
  • Shingenki no Kyojin Attack On Titan t shirt of your choice *style 1 or 2, sizes L only*
  • Dark Souls 2 for platform of your choice *PS3, Xbox 360, OR PC*
  • Wolfenstein: The New Order for platform of your choice *PC, Xbox 360, PS3, PS4, OR Xbox One*
  • Song of Ice and Fire series: A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, and A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin
  • The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (warning you will probably cry)
  • any 2 minecraft plushies *enderman, skeleton, zombie, or creeper*
  • any wig of your choice under $50 from spreepicky
  • any game of your choice under $50 on steam (don’t forget to send me your id if you win)
  • a 75 dollar amazon gift card
  • 3.5mm Earphones of your choice *Korilakkuma (white), or Rilakkuma (brown)*
  • Game Grumps Soundbyte Keychain
  • any selfie reblogs

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rules

  • MUST be following me, aka bludgeoner. i WILL check. you’ll be disqualified if you don’t. (also feel free to just start talking with me if you wanna bc im usually pretty lonely). don’t enter and follow me if you’re just gonna unfollow afterwards/later on.
  • this is optional but it’d be real swaggy if you can follow me on deviantart (you’ll get an additional entry if you watch + note me (pls dont comment it on my profile its harder to keep track) on there with your tumblr url)
  • all you have to do is reblog this post dude, and as much as you want too. the more you reblog the more entries you have.
  • don’t delete the text pls or else you WILL be disqualified
  • likes don’t count but feel free to like to save it, you’re NOT disqualified if you do
  • if you win you must respond within 48 hours pls
  • pls don’t unfollow afterwards if you do/don’t win bc that’s actually really rude and i have a tracker okay and if you unfollow you won’t be able to participate in any of my future giveaways.

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other info

  • anyone of any age can enter, but if you’re under 18 you should probably check with your parent(s)/guardian(s) to see if they’re cool with me having your address
  • anyone of any gender can enter
  • anyone of any country can enter
  • i can ship to p.o. boxes too
  • shipping is entirely free
  • this giveaway starts june 17 2014
  • this giveaway ends august 31st 2014 at 11:59am est so wow you can enter the whole summer (hence summer giveaway)
  • giveaway must reach at least 10,000 notes to go on
  • winner will be announced on my blog a few hours/days after giveaway has ended and when they respond back to my message
  • if you win and you DON’T want a certain item(s) PLEASE LET ME KNOW!! because i don’t wanna spend money for something you don’t want okay so please please do tell me
  • good luck to everyone who enters
  • oh you might wanna check back on this original post frequently just in case i update it or something idk
  • hope you guys have a great day

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uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
ew fat chicks
why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
haha girls suck at math/science/sports
a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

peace-after-revolution:

The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

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guy:

when u forget your earbuds at home

(Source: guy)


A line of roses lines the street where Michael Brown was shot

A line of roses lines the street where Michael Brown was shot

(Source: bvsedjesus)


The Story So Far - Daughters

The Story So Far - Daughters

(Source: born-t0-lose)

bludgeoner:

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hey guys so i ran into a huge wad of cash recently (i promise i didn’t rob a bank or anything) and i wanted to do something nice

image

here’s what you will win (all items will be brand new and in their original boxes/packages)

  • a hand written thank-you letter from me
  • 1 anime figure of your choice *Figma Sword Art Online Kirito figure OR Good Smile Sword Art Online Asuna figure OR Square Enix and Bandai Play Arts Kai Final Fantasy XIII-2 Lightning figure*
  • Limited Edition Nintendo 3DS XL LOZ: A Link Between Worlds Bundle
  • Pokemon X
  • Pokemon Y
  • Animal Crossing: New Leaf
  • 2 Puchimaru Nyangkotai Mascots of your choice *white, orange, multi, gray, or black* (i have something similar to these and trust me they are sooo cute)
  • Jumbo XL Rilakkuma plush
  • Dangan Ronpa Monobear 18” Plush
  • Moss Filled Sphere Necklace
  • cat dress of your choice *white OR pink - sizes S, M, L*
  • high heels of your choice *black bone ankle boots, OR white lace pearl heels - us sizes 5, 6, 7, 8*
  • Shingenki no Kyojin Attack On Titan t shirt of your choice *style 1 or 2, sizes L only*
  • Dark Souls 2 for platform of your choice *PS3, Xbox 360, OR PC*
  • Wolfenstein: The New Order for platform of your choice *PC, Xbox 360, PS3, PS4, OR Xbox One*
  • Song of Ice and Fire series: A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, and A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin
  • The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (warning you will probably cry)
  • any 2 minecraft plushies *enderman, skeleton, zombie, or creeper*
  • any wig of your choice under $50 from spreepicky
  • any game of your choice under $50 on steam (don’t forget to send me your id if you win)
  • a 75 dollar amazon gift card
  • 3.5mm Earphones of your choice *Korilakkuma (white), or Rilakkuma (brown)*
  • Game Grumps Soundbyte Keychain
  • any selfie reblogs

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rules

  • MUST be following me, aka bludgeoner. i WILL check. you’ll be disqualified if you don’t. (also feel free to just start talking with me if you wanna bc im usually pretty lonely). don’t enter and follow me if you’re just gonna unfollow afterwards/later on.
  • this is optional but it’d be real swaggy if you can follow me on deviantart (you’ll get an additional entry if you watch + note me (pls dont comment it on my profile its harder to keep track) on there with your tumblr url)
  • all you have to do is reblog this post dude, and as much as you want too. the more you reblog the more entries you have.
  • don’t delete the text pls or else you WILL be disqualified
  • likes don’t count but feel free to like to save it, you’re NOT disqualified if you do
  • if you win you must respond within 48 hours pls
  • pls don’t unfollow afterwards if you do/don’t win bc that’s actually really rude and i have a tracker okay and if you unfollow you won’t be able to participate in any of my future giveaways.

image

other info

  • anyone of any age can enter, but if you’re under 18 you should probably check with your parent(s)/guardian(s) to see if they’re cool with me having your address
  • anyone of any gender can enter
  • anyone of any country can enter
  • i can ship to p.o. boxes too
  • shipping is entirely free
  • this giveaway starts june 17 2014
  • this giveaway ends august 31st 2014 at 11:59am est so wow you can enter the whole summer (hence summer giveaway)
  • giveaway must reach at least 10,000 notes to go on
  • winner will be announced on my blog a few hours/days after giveaway has ended and when they respond back to my message
  • if you win and you DON’T want a certain item(s) PLEASE LET ME KNOW!! because i don’t wanna spend money for something you don’t want okay so please please do tell me
  • good luck to everyone who enters
  • oh you might wanna check back on this original post frequently just in case i update it or something idk
  • hope you guys have a great day

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760mastermind:

fitfoxyfree:

davedash:

memewhore:

Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.

This was made by the Devil himself 

Oh my god



Just no.

760mastermind:

fitfoxyfree:

davedash:

memewhore:

Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.

This was made by the Devil himself 

Oh my god

Just no.

missnailaholic:

dandelionboyy:

The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys

like boys who kill girls after rejection